School is tough

  • Teacher: Schools almost over
  • Teacher: and this is crazy
  • Teacher: but here's three projects
  • Teacher: due friday
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  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
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WHEN YOU’RE AT SCHOOL AND YOU SEE SOMEONE WHO HAS ALL THE ANSWERS FOR TODAY’S WORK

lolzpicx:

(Source: whenmomentsblog)

Via scones & POTATOES.

What if homework didn’t exist?

theepichumor:

Via That Funny Gal
  • Teacher: Why did you not study?
  • Me: A year has 365 days for you to study. After taking away 52 Sundays, there are only 313 days left. There are 50 days in the summer that is way too hot to work so there are only 263 days left. We sleep 8 hours a day, in a year, that counts up to 122 days so now we're left with 141 days. If we fooled around for only 1 hour a day, 15 days are gone, so we are left with 126 days. We spend 2 hours eating each day, 30 days are used in this way in the year, and we are left with 96 days in our year. We spend 1 hour a day speaking to friends and family, that takes away 15 days more and we are left with 81 days. Exams and tests take up at least 35 days in your year, hence you are only left with 46 days. Taking off approximately 40 days of holidays, you are only left with 6 days. Say you are sick for a minimum of 3 days, you're left with 3 days in the year to study! Let's say you only go out for 2 days... You're left with 1 day. But that 1 day is your birthday.
Via Forever and Always


When the loudest person in the class tells someone to shut up

laughoutloudrightnow:

(Source: wafflesrose)

Via Walnuts



nowthepartyshere:

Yeah, how about no, bitch.




That awkward moment when you raise your hand, and some ass screams the answer out anyways

chaystar:

And I’m thinking, this bitch…

Via WHAT ARE WORDS
  • Teacher: C'mon guys! You did this in 3rd grade!
  • Student: I don't even remember what I had for dinner last night you fucking whore
Via Tyler McBeast

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